Someone should really teach these
robots to write better.

Oh, no. I didn’t know you did it like that.

5 unedited human pieces
(to be become poems, live) paired with 3 pieces I edited from AI generated erotica.

From (and for) the Ben Collins (reporter) Legal Team: DMCA Notice Procedure

The future we want is floating orbs! Scroll and tap the floating orb to begin!

This is a C/O Media Publication

I’m Chelsea Onik. Longtime (but now former) The Onion and ClickHole staffer, who learned how to design games from working in the Cards Against Humanity office.

I studied Creative Writing with an emphasis in Poetry and Comedy at Florida State University from 2008-2012 where my professor was one of the first to work on poetry and neural networks.

I’d love to talk to Ben, but he’s rather plagiarize my ideas than have an original conversation. I’m very against that.

Someone should really teach these
robots to write better.

Oh, no. I didn’t know you did it like that.

5 unedited human pieces
(to be become poems, live) paired with 3 pieces I edited from AI generated erotica.

WRITER’S NOTES:

Ben Collins was honored with a 2023 Walter Cronkite Awards for Excellence in Television Political Journalism, which I respect as deeply as the penetration alluded to in these posts. As should every reader.

These are unedited first drafts written by me, a very cool unemployed woman who is in debt. I hope that in the coming decades more writers and editors will be involved in this project, recording much more explicit acts.

*The ridiculous phrase “their positions shifted gradually, the atmosphere thickening with longing, until at last their hips aligned in a moment of shared, quivering anticipation.” was generated by ChatGTP.

Someone should really teach these robots to write better. Oh, no. I didn’t know you did it like that.

5 unedited human pieces (to be become poems, live) paired with 3 pieces I edited from AI generated erotica.

WRITER’S NOTES:

Ben Collins was honored with a 2023 Walter Cronkite Awards for Excellence in Television Political Journalism, which I respect as deeply as the penetration alluded to in these posts. As should every reader.

These are unedited first drafts written by me, a very cool unemployed woman who is in debt. I hope that in the coming decades more writers and editors will be involved in this project, recording much more explicit acts.

*The ridiculous phrase “their positions shifted gradually, the atmosphere thickening with longing, until at last their hips aligned in a moment of shared, quivering anticipation.” was generated by ChatGTP.

Someone should really teach these
robots to write better.

Oh, no. I didn’t know you did it like that.

5 unedited human pieces
(to be become poems, live) paired with 3 pieces I edited from AI generated erotica.