Here’s Why I Decided to Buy ‘ben-collins-reporter-fake-news-erotica.com’
Here’s Why I Decided to Buy ‘ben-collins-reporter-fake-news-erotica.com’
Nothing to suggest it, but maybe he found himself in a new city, a glare of opportunity fading into the dull hum of each ill-timed mouth kiss with Fake News, a grotesquely beautiful concubine who’s a natural spreader.
Nothing to suggest it, but maybe acts of misplaced spontaneity and masculinity left both parties reeling in sudden mutual disgust— realizing things were going so far from what he imagined…that she might never imagine again.
Oversexed, “let’s do it over text” and underexeced.
Nothing to suggest it. But, you seem like the type.
So, why did I buy it?
To imagine their fingertips fanned out, half-massaging, half-exploring. Fake News’s amphibian skin surprisingly cool in some places, pulsing fever in others—an intriguing sensation that both would take a minute to marvel at– exchanging deep, fascinated breaths.
“Just a… a big moment,” Ben would stammer. “I’m used to forging next-gen communications, not… forging next-gen… relations.”
The motivation behind this purchase was multifaceted: the allure of crafting an indulgent narrative, the subtle thrill of potential discovery,
the fusion of anonymous tension and
calculated visibility.
The combination of audacity and “the online” ignites a particular passion.
Should these pieces cause Ben Collins any embarrassment upon discovery,
it’s not intended.
Consider this a message of admiration from one digital enthusiast to another—each word infused with unabashed appreciation for the finery of satire
in definition and in practice.
But for me, oh, still what a divine treat that would be—to watch him uncover this domain in a moment of private delight.
Because it has nothing to do with how unpopular my writing is.
You ravage, Ben – what’s left is progress, not revenge.
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